✦ Brookside Review🍫🌙 ✦

If there’s one brand that truly understands what stoner munchies are all about, it’s Brookside. Their chocolates are more than just a quick sugar fix—they’re a whole vibe. The glossy chocolate shells, the unexpectedly fancy fruit centers inside—each bite feels like an upgrade on your usual late-night snacking. Honestly, it’s as if Brookside looked at the chaos of my midnight cravings and thought, “Let’s put a little tuxedo on that.” I’ve been low-key obsessed with them for years, so naturally, I rounded up my favorites (plus one that was a letdown) for a full-on, after-dark taste test.

Açaí & Blueberry — Forever Favorite  

This flavor is iconic for a reason. There’s something about the way the tartness of the açaí and blueberry blends with that rich, velvety dark chocolate—it’s a little moody, a little mysterious, and completely addictive. Every time I open a bag, I swear I’m just going to have a handful. Next thing I know, I’m zoned out, lost in some hypnotic lo-fi playlist, and the bag is mysteriously empty. It’s not just a snack, it’s a whole mood. This is the kind of treat you savor with the lights dimmed, candles flickering, letting yourself just melt into the couch. It’s the gold standard for indulgence, the kind of snack that feels both comforting and a little bit decadent, perfect for those nights when you want your munchies to feel special.

Vibe: candlelight, lo-fi beats, and the world slowing down around you.

Rating: 10/10 — absolute royalty in the snacking world.

Pomegranate — Tart & Dreamy  

Now, if you want something that wakes up your taste buds a bit more, Pomegranate is where it’s at. There’s this lively zing to it—the pomegranate hits you with a juicy pop, cutting through the bittersweet chocolate in a way that’s super refreshing. It’s sweet, sure, but there’s a brightness that keeps it from feeling too heavy or cloying. This is the kind of snack you reach for when you’re feeling creative or energized; I picture sunlight streaming in, a sketchbook open on your lap, maybe an iced coffee nearby. It’s uplifting, playful, and always hits the spot when you want your snack to keep things light and interesting. It’s a close second to the açaí & blueberry, and honestly, sometimes I find myself torn between the two.

Vibe: lazy afternoon doodling, natural light, and a creative spark.

Rating: 9/10 — seriously dependable, always delivers.

Blood Orange — Not My Thing  

I went into this one with high hopes. Citrus and chocolate together should be a knockout combo—bright, zesty, and smooth, right? But somehow, this just doesn’t land. The blood orange is too sharp, almost aggressively bitter, and instead of balancing the chocolate, it kind of clashes with it. For me, it felt like I’d bitten into an actual piece of orange peel—bitter and a little harsh, with none of that juicy sweetness I wanted. Maybe if you’re really into bold, almost sour flavors, this could be your thing, but for me, it was a swing and a miss. I kept hoping it would grow on me with another bite, but it just never did. It’s the kind of snack that matches those restless, overthinking nights—when nothing quite hits the spot, and you end up wishing you’d stuck to your old faithfuls.

Vibe: late-night second-guessing, a little disappointment, wishing you’d made a different choice.

Rating: 5/10 — points for originality, but it’s not making a comeback in my snack rotation.

Final Thoughts:  

At the end of the day (or night), Brookside is still the MVP of my snack stash, especially on those nights when I’m high, hungry, and wanting something a little elevated. The açaí & blueberry flavor is always my number one—it’s the ultimate comfort snack, total perfection in every bite. Pomegranate is a solid backup, ideal for when I’m craving something a little brighter. As for blood orange, that one’s just not for me, but hey, maybe it’ll find its fans. Until then, I’ll be sticking with the classics, letting Brookside upgrade my munchies one bougie chocolate bite at a time.